Brett Favre: [muttering] Probably gives great head.

This was an inevitable result of the decline of steroid use.

I for one think it's a fantastic idea to ban a song called "Shirt Off" in San Antonio.

Maybe this would have gone better if the Jaguars stopped trying to improv and tried to improve instead.

Rex Chapman: [leaves forest without paying for anything]

"Oh, so no love for Crosby, Stills and Nash?"
-Jasmine Tridevil

Boy: "unnnnnhh"

Maybe the Warriors will finally start taking more twos.

Perfect venue for the Splash Brothers.

"Looks more like a drinking fountain to m-" [gets hit by rolled-up newspaper]

Architects are hopeful that this design becomes a new American Standard.

PA college alum from out-of-state here as well. The only thing worse than their penchant for overstating the quality of their beers is their cult-like devotion to Herr's / Utz chips. I mean, yeah, they're decent chips, and usually pretty cheap too, but you are certifiably insane if you think any of their offerings are…

People have a ridiculous love affair with it in Virginia as well. It's on tap in all the bars and restaurants down here.

Keith Olbermann Punches the NFL In the Face, Drags It Out Into The Lobby, Sends It A Copy Of Said Punching Via FedEx, Tells The NFL That It Wasn't Really All That Bad, Leaks The Video to TMZ, Is Ordered Into Its Manhattan Offices, And Then Sits And Watches The Video With It Just Laughing His Ass Off

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Keith Olberman walks into an elevator. OUCH!

Keith Olbermann Destroys the NFL So Thoroughly That It Begins Using Kinja.

It's hard to believe he's still in college. Those are the motor skills and timing of someone who has been playing for years.

John Daly is going into the nineteenth hole.