Even his nose looks funny when it runs.

Update: New suspect in the death of Derek Boogaard

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Have you seen the sleeveless 2nd Amendment ones?

This surely wasn't the first time Brady saw Welker drop something.

The real victim here is the woman sitting in the front row who was hit with the sandwich.

Personally, I think this shows major progress on the part of Montero. Earlier in the year, he'd have just thrown an empty ice cream sandwich wrapper.

Now, a partially paralyzed former player wants to outfit rinks with a "Look-Up Line"

Personally, I wouldn't want to be warned that I was about to become paralyzed.

He's got a point. If you look out on the hockey rink, all you see is white.

ESPN: Sorry we didn't get a chance to meet with you the other day.

I read "Bob Costas taking some swings" and kind of automatically assumed that someone was keeping him juuusssst out of reach by palming his forehead at arms length.

O AN HE REXY?

It's because Rex Ryan likes feet and is fat

So... they're sad because Vick doesn't have a dog in this fight?

For those of you wondering, yes, David Brooks has an older sister and a younger brother.

If you're a guy who gets hurt easily, you need to find another activity where there's not contact involved."

"Quit wasting all that ice! People desperately need that!"

He told them they can do whatever they want to him if it will raise money for kids.

"He thought about it and thought about it," Updyke's wife, Elva, said. "And then he thought more about it, and a little more. He thought a lot about it, I think." Elva continued, "I mean, he seemed to be thinking about it for a long time. He didn't move for, like, days, and then we checked his pulse after he started…