Most ex-NFLers don't get to experience their senior years either .

Vince Young tells Loeb he wanted to "Stay."

2 minutes for ruffing.

I don't know about you, but I came to watch Tony Randazzo, so I got my money's worth.

Thank you for this.

I guess they're dropping the spread option.

His dream was to rush for 504 career yards? I hope he aims higher next time. Millenials—am I right?

He was actually running a Scott Brooks-designed play coming out of a timeout.

"Guys, what I was trying to say was..."

i'll take that

This is technically the third prank. The second was convincing him that playing for the Padres is "getting called up to the big leagues."

Bortles wanted to know about his punting.

Remember kids, you can't spell "Tony Dungy is a close-minded homophobe, a two-faced situational liar, and a conveniently pious hypocrite" without "Tony Dungy."

Meanwhile, a bunch of disadvantaged deaf kids still don't get what so great about "that Seattle team."

Someone gravely misinterpreted the request to "Handicap the field."

Bert: "God this feels so good. Yeah baby. Yes! Yes! Yes! I love you so much. Oh Betty, god that's good."

If this lackluster Excelmanship is any indication, this is a man who lacks passion.

Sculptor: [Sets out to build Mount Rusmore of Specious Analogy]

It's nice to finally see the wife of a Raven drag their husband into something for once.

Call me crazy, but this kind of heartfelt, dignified tribute to fallen stars seems counter-intuitive to the goals of Sully Baseball.