At least he'll finally be compared to Michael Jordan.

#DontEverGiveUp

Hernandez 6/17/13 (11:35:01 P.M.): I think I messed up bad, coach. What do I say when the media starts asking the tough questions?

I like how the Hitler one with the picture assumes that he would be looking down on proceedings... you know, like from heaven.

Well, this just made some legless African's day.

Pretty awesome of FIFA to pick someone who built the stadium to do the first kick.

His mom is gonna give him so much shit at home school on Monday.

Assuming the case survives the summary judgment stage, Manziel should have no problems winning on the merits given the overwhelming evidence in his favor that he is a giant dick.

Agreed. Samer needs to put more thrust behind his hips, and try it with a human instead of a mattress.

Why do they need droves in the first place????

For Immediate Release

Game. Set. Matches.

Seems more fitting now than ever that Blake's tennis hero is Arthur Ash.

These days, it seems like nobody sticks to the fundamentals of the game; I mean, this clearly isn't the appropriate pitch to hit and run on.

Dad: Well maybe if you let me wear a glove I wouldn't have made that mistake!

Interesting, usually the only bad Padres in San Diego are on the field.

I've seen a lot of messed up stuff on the internet. I've seen dead bodies, Budd Dwyer's suicide video, and all varieties of graphic, horrifying pornography. But this is something else entirely. This is a truly reprehensible act. That kid is going to grow up to be a Padres fan and we're all powerless to stop it.

It's never good when the story involves you and Eric LeGrand and you come off as the spineless one.

I used to do this all the time as a child too. It's called "not having a dad"

Not sour grapes here, but with a little better puck luck the Bruins may well have had 6 last night. Hit 2 posts and a crossbar, hit Marchand going behind Price (if it doesn't hit him it's a goal), had the puck go through Price in OT and skitter across the goalmouth instead of in. Lucic whiffed on a wide open net,…