Dudes and dudettes... This is just like one of those Magic Eye puzzles! Look at it one way, you see an angry, vicious hawk. Look at it the other way, you see a transparent attempt to sell merchandise despite barely changing a thing.

I think this is some great brand synergy. When I play Pacman, I can never get past the first level.

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People always want to write them off as being super aggressive and unfriendly, but I've never had a problem with female softball players.

My full quote, which is a little kinder than the stray pieces in Rob's story would indicate:

After watching the video, I understand now why this wasn't filed to "Korean Short RBIs."

You know what? Good for Peter. I'm proud of him.

They should have known better than to put James "Knock Knock Joke" Gallagher in the main event.

Nothing new. Complete lack of hustle by Cano when getting out of the box.

At least the hand-transplant was successful.

This was her way of announcing that she's now dating a member of Daft Punk.

[Donald Sterling] I'm starting with the man in the mirror. I'm asking him to change his ways.

Next topics of discussion after "Should the Knicks Be Mad They Didn't Make the Playoffs?":

hey noah i can see miles

It's pretty cool that R2-D2 also works security for the Wizards.

Iniesta: OK, guys. Who's going to give the eulogy?

It's really not that bad compared to his girlfriend's, which just says "Earl Ray" on the back.

Found your problem, Hawk.

"The Pacers are in a terrible place."

yeaimthatguy: [opens empty jar]