Tatis' accomplishment should definitely come with an asterisk, though. Chan Ho was a notoriously hitter-friendly Park.

-Talking "about last night"

17 actually reasonable points about navigating a conversation with the disabled so that no one feels alienated.

Now that it's in the dumpster, Cubs' fans can finally have their cake and eat it too.

Sure, the guy looks bad, but you've selectively edited this video. If you let it run a few more seconds, it's clear that he turns and hands the ball to his hooker.

He's late to the party. Everyone else in Ohio learned about the Blue Jackets last week.

I figured the Mets were trying to surrender.

This is adorable, especially since Hank is neighbors with the slightly bigger one that Bud Selig built for Ryan Braun last season.

Jaketoobad-: [Clicks on article he has no interest in.]

If he's referring to Reilly, it should be "rote column after column."

the minus is due to the fact that the paper was supposed to be about the Outkast song.

"After reciting the letter Z," the officer wrote, "Irsay recited the lettering I, N and G."

This clearly has nothing to do with the Nets as this guy is shooting 50% from the field.

And Lo, in that men's room on this most sacred of days, a new Kardashian was brought forth in to this world.

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.

Well, you know the saying: if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and talks like a duck, then it's probably a serial rapist.

If he isn't drafted, chalk it up to the NFL's non-prophet status.

Such bullshit. And nearly identical to a problem I'm having at my job, where I maintain that I'm the Assistant Manager, but the grumpy old boss insists that I'm actually someone he's never seen before, and security insists that I leave the premises of Sam's Club immediately.

Strange, because the funniest Greek prank is being hit in the face with a π.