So he lost the faceoff then?

Come on, guys, let's try to look at the positives here. For instance, Switzerland:

my high school shop class teachers photo looked similar.

Nelson Mandela, 1918-2013

Thankfully, someone created this highlight reel of Red Lightning

"Oh man, I bet there was pepperoni in there." [cums again]

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

Pot 2 just called the kettle "black"

More like the ANALS of Fuckdom, AM I FUCKING RIGHT OR WHAT?

Dr. Jesse Equalshero Ph.D C.R.P.

I hope the poor kid's family doesn't read this article and scroll down to the comments and read Ray's harmless, personally-referencing non-joke. That would be awful. But hey, then they'd read your sanctimonious pearl-clutching, so I guess that would make them feel heaps better about their dead kid. Thanks for your…

Well now I'm definitely never running with headphones.

At his age it's understandable he's lower than he should be on the Iron.

Coach K's Sistene Chapel

[chirp]

He thought he hit a $20,000 shot, turns out it may have been a free throw.

You say "flickering comprehension" as if there were another kind of comprehension in Oklahoma.

It's okay, Gammo, many of the victims wish they could have a knee-jerk reaction too

To be fair, I think Peter was just trying to illustrate that A-Rod's defense doesn't have a leg to stand on.

Peyton Manning.