The most important question that inexplicably was not asked:

Do you think it's odd for a sports talk show host to have a fascination, some might call obsession, with a star player such as yourself?

Holy shit. That's a great FIG.

"Look at me! I'm just like Apolo OH NO!"

In a vacuum, Rodriguez is one of the most unsympathetic athletes ever.

Lee Trevino bet him $500 he couldn't hit three balls with one swing.

Peanut butter between two slices of american

Bears in general, but this one in particular:

old, poorly constructed team with injury liabilities

Of all people to not understand that equal parts black and white make Gray.

Puhlease. This pales in comparison to Jason Collins' decades-long impression of R. Kelly's most famous album.

Fake. It says "excellent health."

And to think there were some who speculated that Ford would never run again.

It's a bit early in the season to be decking in the halls, don't you think?

[Incognito has child]

He seems to be pretty fond of Chinese food, I'm sure he's eaten pussy at some point.

I sincerely doubt his rendition of Footloose was more moving than last March's one-time show by Kevin Ware.

Go easy on her, Sean—she's just trying to say the sex will be forgettable.