Heard it's also good at lowering your risk of loneliness.

This is such a double-standard. So women can eat whatever they want — put whatever crap they want into their bodies — and affect no one but themselves?

[Reads article]

Boy, when you see all of these big NBA guys squatting, they start to look more and more like you & me!

This reminds me of that time when Steve Howe shattered his rehab timetable in a coke-induced fit of rage.

Man, it just shows how one seemingly innocuous decision can ultimately lead to disaster. I mean, really, though, who decided to allow women to drive in the first place?

Judging by her mascara, I really thought Meghan would have a lack of vanity.

Talk about premature ejaculation!

We'll be talking about this one for a long time, just like that one woman who crashed at the end of that one Winter Olympics sport race.

Serie A's List of Banned Words:

Bear: [walks into bar]

Huh. That must be the place to find a wife if you're into attention seeking behavior and enjoy constantly being asked for money.

It was probably a good idea for Marat to start dating over e-mail, because he always blows calls.

To all You assholes complaining,

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Mel Kiper Sr.
Why does Mel Kiper go by Mel Kiper Jr.
Does Mel Kiper ever shut up
Does Jon Gruden ever shut up
Chris Berman never shuts up does he
What to do if TV remote stops working
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How to repair TV thrown out window

-Patrick Burns Google searches, April 25

This shouldn't come as a surprise. Tyson couldn't even beat a 2-bit Holyfield.

I used to blow at that game.

They're so adorable after they hatch.

...was arrested last night in Tampa in connection with the stabbing death of a woman believed to be his girlfriend

Whew, this story is like a breath of fresh air. I'm so sick and tired of hearing about athletes getting charged with murder.