YELP

Suebmee did have some crocodile tears, but a doctor stitched them right up.

Well, I guess we all know why they're not in a pool.

"Double Penetration delivers 4 minutes of ball-cupping, soaking wet, all-guy action with the rim-rocking finishes you've cum to expect."

Nuggets Guard Loses Nugget Guard

Good job Kobayashi! Way to give 2%.

Bullshit. Everyone knows that can't be real.

/puts down NL Central standings

no

6:58-CURTIS ENIS

Pool Dunking- At least we don't have to worry about the black kids dominating.

"That genie's not fitting back in that bottle."

oh ok NCAA, so it's just coincidence that the A&M quarterback is unavailable before the 2nd quarter of a noon game?

Judge: "Mr. Flair, you stand in contempt of court. How do you explain yourself?"

If it was the most American goal that has ever been scored, more people would have complained about all the Mexicans on the field.

♫Everybahhhhhhhhday- yeeahhh eh,

Wow, Chris Brown is gonna be hella disappointed when he finds out beating cancer isn't what he thinks it is.

Not overhauling comment sections > Tebow > Overhauling comment sections