What else would you expect for a team fueled by Curry?

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It's somehow even better that he thinks the paws on the sides of the shoes are actually the 3rd and 4th ears, conveniently located on the bear's torso.

I went to college in PA. There is something larger at play than just Yuengling here. It's a state-wide affliction. Pennsylvanians will argue incessantly that both Yuengling and Rolling Rock are objectively good beers. And god forbid you get a yinzer started on a discussion about IC. None of these beers are good.…

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Keith Olbermann tells the NFL 'next stop, Starville!', and then slits its throat while playing the Price Is Right horn.

Keith Olbermann Daulerios the NFL.

Keith Olbermann forces NFL to read the show pending comments on every Deadspin post.

[Proudly stands up tall]

They should keep the tweet up, as it's still technically true. In hindsight, Janay would much rather have played the role of the person who wasn't knocked unconscious and dragged out of the elevator.

He'll need to come up with new terminology, as it's already established in hockey that the "LOOK UP!!" Line actually refers to any line centered by Eric Lindros.

It seems like a legitimate line of questioning when you consider that on draft day, every ESPN pundit claimed that Sam peeked in college.

Mrs. Shoemaker: drops funny line on twitter

I don't know if this is really necessary. The guy has already done plenty by raising social awareness around the dangers of tree nuts.

No worries. Just replying because this was first comment to show on the article and I didn't want incorrect information spreading. It is definitely an interesting area of study. Unfortunately, all neurodegenerative diseases are extremely complex and difficult to study. ALS, in particular, suffers from very poor models…

No, there isn't a confirmed link between head trauma and ALS. The ALS Association even states this plainly on their website. It is an area of some study and speculation, but it is nowhere near a concrete link. However, there is a confirmed potential cause for the genetic or familial form of ALS, that being a mutation…

This picture is Exhibit A for my class action lawsuit against @DrinkBodyArmor.

The artwork was commissioned by new head coach, Jimbo Fissure

[listens to Peter King]

- I'm a sucker for longreads. More longreads from the staff*, from former staffers, outside writers, or even commenters (shitehawk, IMG-types who can demonstrate the appropriate chops in the way of knowledge of their topic, writing skills, etc). People writing longform items about which they are passionate and highly…