True to form, Nate is unhappy when anyone else is shooting.

They're lucky to get off with suspensions. Oftentimes, a shocker results in expulsion.

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Most of the blame falls on the confused and harried flight attendants who mistakenly distributed all of the non-business class and first class tickets to a single passenger named Donovan.

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His Blew Period

I think we should cut him some slack here. I mean the guy obviously knows a thing or two about making exciting and talented players far less likable.

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"Manti, Manti! How do you feel about Lennay being nominated for the Deadspin Hall of Fame?"

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[smuc]

Could be worse- a preternaturally horny Hideki Matsui once spent 7 weeks on the DL after placing himself in a vacuum.

Man, this guy sucks. Even when he's not playing, he's getting whistled for personnel fouls.

Posthumous Award-

The council wisely voted to keep his keys.

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That's really funny.

It is comforting to know that thanks to modern technology, future Leigh Anns will instantaneously be able to know exactly how their athlete father's penises looked.

True was able to take some solace in the fact that he was struck by a Honda Odyssey.