He only wears the Argos jersey at work. When he's off the clock, he strictly a Roughriders guy.

I hate to defend the guy, but technically speaking this is correct, as he does not eat pussy once during this live, televised press conference.

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This is clearly the best possible outcome of a "Coach K 69" google image search.

Eligible or not, Ward should know better than to dress up in a costume featuring blackhands.

Chugging seems a bit much. Looks more like the both just had a couple fingers.

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Wow, not only that great joke, but look at the lineup of commenters in that whole thread: Cheese-mac and Tulo's Mullet as pre-author commenters, Azure Texan, MKM, EMS, Bevraj, Hatey, DDJJW, IMG...

an incident that took place in a hotel room on Saturday

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I should mention that this new "home" is actually a group home in the worst part of town. Details forthcoming... @BleacherReport

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Former Blue Devil Draws Charge While Flopping

Looks like the guy was just going for a Chip 'n Dale tryout.

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This is an interesting point. I'm just a scientist, not a medical doctor, like our friend SbV8, here, is training to be, but all my immunology training has shown me how exquisitely adept the human body is at fighting off infection. We get sick, our bodies identify the root of this sickness, overcome this sickness…