Thank God the cops caught him before anyone got rear-ended.

Basketball Is Coming: The Obelisk of Success Playbook

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"̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶K̶i̶d̶"̶

These are all great. Thanks to you and Deadspin for sharing

Tony Romo Special

[reads:]

"That's probably just how he is wired."

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"..."

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make intelligent conversation with her, get her number

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I Hear America Sexting

Wife's voice in distance:

Looking at you, Juan Uriñe

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