"After every visit to poledaddy."

Aw, damn. Didn't see til I refreshed.

Could be worse. I mean, her whiteboard description is a lot better than the one for the officer.

In celebration of the announcement, "Bob", the mascot from neighboring university, ORU, slathered his genitals with peanut butter.

More like a Thursday Morning Unlively joke, amirite?!*

Red Sox Announce Remy DL Move

He's definitely more of a simile than a metaphor for something, since no one likes him, as long as he is on the Flyers.

He's actually just getting the golden sombrero ready for Austin Jackson.

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There were rumors floating around that he actually slept with the trophy, but I think it's more likely that they just necked.

All this talk about nutrition is so silly. When I'm looking for a appropriate female participant to drink my milkshake, I just follow one simple rule: she's gotta B12.

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[runs daily algorithm- "former NBA all-star, NJ Net, criminal, gatling"]

Kobe said the revolutionary surgery involved permanently relocating both his Achilles to Houston and NY.

@YankeesPR That's not what we meant by saying A-Rod must clean up.