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I don't know how much of this we can trust. Seems like some of the assumptions used to base this prediction are way off. "Life expectancy of 47 years"?!

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The worst part for the bear was that he didn't get to break out his signature pickup line, 'hey baby, what's ursine?'

"This is pretty good work for a couple of journalists, but let's leave the heavy lifting to real statisticians. These analyses could be enhanced greatly be applying the Bag of Words models (BoW) and a good deal more T-tests. In other words, focus less on the sports and more on the T-BoW."

Yo, @Daner13, thanks for the RT!!

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And if that lady is your Grandma, be sure to give yourself a high-five, because Sir Charles is about to become your Instastepgramp.

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Like RMJ told you previously, you've made some solid jokes, so... ditch the burner account, grab an avatar, pull up a seat and stick around. Keep being funny and not being not funny.

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Uncle Bob's Self Storage Inventory:

"OH I'M SORRY I WAS TRYING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AT THE FUCKING PIRATES GAME"

Not writing the alimony check sounds bad, but realistically, Flair hasn't been able to do his signature move for years.

Mortal Wombat