While technically not a sonnet, the poem does demonstrate an impressive level of assonance.

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Using the clown question defense, Harper also refused to answer reporter's queries about fucking magnets, and how they work.

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Me is essentially how my team played

whichever fighter you would not have wanted to be in a given round probably lost the round

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Watch Harold Reynolds Strike Out 100 Times In Two Minutes

This and the rest of the analytical pieces on the NBA and NHL playoffs from Deadspin this past month have been great reads. Nice work to the whole lot of you.

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Kick your opponent to the ground and you win

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Seems like a logical progression for a guy who also loves fake contact.

Yes, you are forgetting the NCAA tourney, where you don't even bother showing up for work and just meet friends at the bar at 9:15am for bloody marys, which slowly progress into beers as the hours roll by. Same basic rules apply for college football Saturdays.

Can't wait for that album. Their sound has morphed quite a bit.

11. You rely on Jezebel for guidance

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Doc could have done this a long time ago, but he was always a much bigger fan of the one-hitter.