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[Travels to Fenway West]

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According to Massachusetts' unusually specific penal code, a 5950 refers to a "highly inebriated, white male suspect, publicly challenging civilians to fistfights using a barely unintelligible dialect, while smelling of Axe Body Spray, Narragansett, and Ty-D-Bol."

I sought work from a temp agency when I was in high school. They literally laughed at me while I was taking the typing test. Needless to say, my application was moved into the manual labor pile. Too many horrible 1-2 week jobs to count that summer, but the two that stick out most were working in a print factory for a…

I'm not gonna lie, I didn't make it past the part where you said I had a phenomenal body.

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Florida Declares For NRA Draft

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(Redact. Gamboa's reply works much better)

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The "Deadspin XY" tag is incorrect. It's more likely that this excel data was used for Dave's Pie Chart.