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Things That Are Still Happy About Happy Valley

9. There's Still College Football! And A Minor League Baseball Team!*

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NFL players don't like old, generally disgruntled white coaches

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You can hardly blame them for reacting so strongly. All you have to do is look at the victim's ages to realize that this is Penn State's very own 9-11.

In a completely unrelated story, police have arrested Keith Van Horne after he was found smoking crystal meth from a customized, 3 ft titanium pipe fitted with drop handlebars, while wearing a poorly-fitting, synthetic leather "saddle hat".

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shown outstanding dedication to college athletics and particularly college football

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Joe Frasier

I don't have any suggestions for specific events, but I can tell you that you are best off avoiding the general "flat-rate, all you can eat and drink" deals in 70% of the bars in the city. I did that a few times with college friends after graduating and it was almost always a let down for NYE. You drop $100+ for…

Congrats on the impending arrival and get ready for plenty of poop-related adventures of your own.

Agreed on Raysism's assessment. I missed out on the fun today, but in looking over today's posts, you were on fire. +1 for the day.