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I was just attempting to make some dinner when I heard some terrifying "high threat level chatter" on my personalized monitoring device (read: I heard 2 yr old twins making way too much noise on the monitor in their room). I went to investigate and found a boy stripped down to his diaper, with his entire scalp

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Late, but much deserved +1

Let that insufferable bitch ask for a trip home. The strawman can have his brain and that gigantic feline gash can get his heart. Travis "The Ironman" had a much simpler request and this no doubt is what led him along this stupid yellowing path to find a mystical dude that might have something in the way of cartilage,

Here's another late one, +1

"I still have butterflies, I still have the feeling" ...... "or maybe just butterflies...whatever"

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Awesome

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+ small number

Amy, how did you get out of that confining, excrement-laden wasteland by yourself?

It's a nice story, but it still pales in comparison to noted sports anchor, John Lackey, winning a $82.5M lottery from the Red Sox.

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Buffalo 66, Rex Grossman's Team 0

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@rkelly001:Holla atcha, Jenn! great idea. thnx 4 da lyrics!

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