What a condescending article from the website that incorrectly declared the loss an “upset” a couple hours ago.

For one thing, what the hell else to the Mets have going on?

There has always been only one answer.

This disgraceful show by all involved is an embarrassment to the quiet dignity and grace with which boxing has always carried itself. Don King must be spinning in his grave.

I thought that was Drederick Tatum... or Mitch “Blood” Green... can’t remember...

It’s an epic battle of one-downsmanship!

Deadspin obsesses over these pressers as much as the mainstream media does over the phony Russia collusion story!

It reminds me of that time Mike Tyson fought Secretariat in international waters.

Pretty sure that I only mentioned me in that statement. You’re free to feel however you want.

The racist things that Conor says aren’t that bothersome right now. I mean, he’s saying these things to a guy that at the end of August will have his opportunity to beat the shit out of him. It’s kind of like saying awful things to your friends; at a certain point you cross the line, you’re getting hit and everyone…

Ah, I remember my first time on Deadspin.

Pacquiao was robbed, but fortunately for Horn, robbing is one of the few crimes that Pacquiao hasn’t recommended hanging someone.

This fucking dipshit is an approved commenter, and I’m not.

That’s funny when I was little I told a girl to eat my twat. Had no idea what it meant, and to this day I will never forget her response. Figures you would have a twat!

My best friend in high school committed the worst self own I’ve ever seen.

“When I break you, we’ll see,” is a strange retort, but okay.

This piece is timely, heartfelt and completely true, until it self-destructs in spectacular fashion in the last paragraph. Then, BOOM! I’m still picking charred and twisted pieces of text out of my hair.

Eleven errors in fifty games at a position he’s publicly saying he won’t move out of. Hope playing for a playoff team isn’t also in his demand.

Judging by how tight those shorts are, numb nuts is an apt epithet

better yet, fund their movies and TV shows!!