This will never EVER not be funny. Chong just needed to throw a “pinche” in there somewheres.

What’s with the scarequotes, though? Is it just to offer the journalistic caveat that he didn’t literally accuse someone of sleeping with someone else’s mother?

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Well maybe now he knows how it feels to hear a joke about race, to a person who looks around and doesnt see that many with a shared experience.

“Briefed” means one of his idiots came into his room/office and said, “I just saw on Fox that there was a terrorist attack on London.” Let’s not overthink this.

Yes. Laws and the civil rights amendment.

LAWS protect you from other people.

A little much, don’t you think?

You can’t [up down up down left left right BA BA start] a pool table, dartboard, bowling alley, or golf course.

Ruth was only 6'2" 215 for the large part of his career. This was pre-dh so he played the field. He was also one of the best pitchers in the game early in his career, lead the league in era one year even. The idea that Ruth wasn’t an athlete is a terrible misrepresentation of one of the greatest baseball players of…

Nope. There, settled.

Well, WNBA voting is done by fan balloting. In addition to a mother and father, Schimmel has a sister, so that’s usually enough votes to push through.

So you’re saying he wouldn’t fit in with their culture?

Now I, yet another white woman, shall heap scorn on the writer! It is a white privilege ouroboros!

She’s not allowed to acknowledge her white privilege and feel afraid for her black daughter = says another white woman with privilege.

Its really odd considering all their other siblings are named George Foreman.

Anybody who hates A Fistful of Yen hates movies and should avoid becoming a critic.

This is a review of extraordinary magnitude.

Seriously, Fistful of Yen is the best part of TKFM. "This is Dr. Klahn's bodyguard, he is tough and ruthless. This is Dr. Klahn's limo driver. He is rough and toothless." Pure gold.

I've rewatched Fistful of Yen more than I've seen the rest of the KFM sketches. What a brilliant send-up of Bruce Lee movies.