some of us recall 1986 fondly - and 2015 weren’t so bad

not just the playoffs

They WERE in the WS just four years ago - 

this is why Juanita Broaddrick’s teaming up with team Trump felt like such bullshit -
 

Ageist fuck

Remember, Mickey, Coffee is for closers...

In Trump’s America Baseball’s true face shows, the arrogance and racism that defined (America's) Baseball's past and still lingers with the unspoken rules and decorum meant to separate the gentleman from the savage

Hey, Albert - Wilson Contreras caught a 97 MPH heater to the DICK AND BALLS - Meanwhile Met’s great Ron Swoboda called the SNY booth and was yapping away and yucking it up with Gary Cohen and Darling(?) while WC is rolling around in agony...and CRICKETS on Deadspin? 

Cardi B - unintentional feminist!!!!

SO no one is challenging the convictions just the motives?

It’s better than good

In this book, you admit frequently that you have loose ends, false leads, and no real firm conclusion tying everything together.

can you imagine how fucking shitty you’d be if your brother had actually walked out on your sister - I mean your dad had split from your ma?**

even though study after study confirms that kids are more successful with two parents (not necessarily married), let’s pretend this doesn’t exist...

A Deadspin Dilemma - how can we take such joy in the public humiliation of Rob Kraft while hand wringing** over the women who sucked his dick? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

It’s upsetting, I suppose that the hand and blow jobbers are now in trouble - that’s the way it goes when working illegally - I wonder if they reported their earnings to the IRS?

if we’re arguing about words, we’re not talking about concentration camps 

that’s a misrepresentation - find a single study - anywhere, that doesn’t declare the relative safety of vaping compared to smoking - at the very least, you don’t have to worry about falling asleep and burning down the house 

this is a strange hit job - I mean you WANT to shit on the guy, but you can’t REALLY figure out how to - also, since we know that POC are underrepresented in the newsroom, maybe you should - you know, get out of the way and offer your spot to a more deserving writer 

I could vape within inches of you and you’d never know - and before you tell me I’m wrong, I’ve already tested my theory - smoking and vaping are nothing alike - and before you tell me I’m wrong, I probably smoked longer than you’ve been alive