Never been to Cranston, RI, have ya?

Or you could just cut to the chase and say George Bush is a Republican.

“Chicken parm you taste so guh.. guh... ackk.... gag...”

+1 you

Internet SJWs = tirebiters (annoying, yippy little dogs who chase every truck that comes down the street, barking “RACIST RACIST MRA CULTURAL APPROPRIATION TRIGGER WARNING”)

Compare:

#LucyManciniWouldKvell

It’s a fuckin’ reggae band, of all things. Ain’ natchl tho.

“Please. Have a seat.”

I will watch one of his movies just to see his character die. Same vein: Eric Roberts.

Awesome!

I know. I’m from NC, exemplar of a good Southern state gone bad—the pot to your kettle. I apologize for the cheap shot. When I heard “West Virginia,” John Denver came to mind, and I just lost control. Now I’m ashamed.

+! shout out for that supercool GIF

Wake County (NC) Clerk of Courts office!

“Almost Heaven”

The Christian god (in both testaments) is essentially an imaginary super-slaveholder a bored child with an ant farm.

If someone asks you, “Where is the center of the Universe?” Just say, “You’re sitting on it.”

It has no center, in the same general sense that the surface of a sphere has no center.

Pączki (/ˈpɔːntʃki/, PAWNCH-ki, Polish: pączki [ˈpɔnt͡ʂkʲi] singular: pączek; Old Polish and Silesian: krepel) are pastries traditional to Polish cuisine. They are similar to doughnuts.

There is a misconception that Kennedy made a risible error by saying Ich bin ein Berliner. By using the indefinite article “ein,” he supposedly changed the meaning of the sentence from “I am a citizen of Berlin” to “I am a jelly doughnut.”