It’s because even though they aren’t gay, a lot of them have the disco gene and aren’t sure how to handle it.

Fund raiser/fun run. No one takes it seriously.

And follow him around all day with a sand wedge.

I just imagine the gutters are filled with donut vomit from Mordecai to the bell tower.

They don’t eat donuts until the 2.5 mile mark. Then they’re expected to eat 12 and run 2.5 miles back to campus.

As if the thermostats in campus offices actually control anything.

Was this a D.I.Y. procedure?

Lagavulin 16 (Xmas gift)

Enough of this talk...

Totes accurate.

Is he wearing prison clothes? Because—I’ll just say it—that jacket is hideous.

...and blur.

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w.t.f.

Chard blows

“HAPPY SOCKS?!!”

Maybe to raise their profile in advance of the next cycle.

This is like bad lip reading of Colin Cowherd. I love what you do.

Cyndi Lauper is a goddamn NATIONAL TREASURE!