Can we blind him then?

Why can’t Apple say “OK, we will crack it for you. Bring us the phone. Go away. We will call you when it is open.” That way, the FBI gets the data, Apple keeps the technique safe, everyone is happy.

Fair point, but I don't think that's what this acceptance speech was. It was pretty head on a response to Kanye taking credit for her fame (which is utter bullshit). She should be allowed to stand up for herself and that's what this seemed to be about.

Can you imagine having the President say such a wonderful thing to you? And not just any president, but like the best one in about 75 years?!

I liked it better when college basketballs were pig heads and college basketball players were the shiny teeth guys from the new Mad Max and the rims were disembodied mouths that could only scream CHEDDAR! and the object was for the maniacs with shiny teeth to stuff the pig heads into the disembodied mouths so they…

Straw Man argument.

The IP address trace says Quahog, RI.

I feel compelled to say #NotAllWestVirginians.

“There were two sets of footprints in the sand, but those times where there were a single set of footprints? That’s when I backed the fuck away from you when you tried to drag me into this shitstorm, Jean.”

They’re only rivaled by that one really serious HOA member that every HOA has.

Her fucking hairdo is for sure.

Her bangs are an abomination.

Let’s not act like Obama doesn’t know exactly what he’s doing. Okay? Let’s dispense with the notion that Obama doesn’t know what he’s doing. Obama knows what he’s doing. Some contend Obama doesn’t know exactly what he’s doing. They’re wrong. Obama knows what he’s doing. Algunos estan diciendo que Barack Obama no sabe…

“We must, we must, we must increase the bust

God, I fucking wish we had control of our own thermostats in our department. The university maintenance crew sets the temperature for the whole building: from October 15th to April 1st, they turn the heat on at the beginning of the week, then turn it off at the end. So Monday morning, it’s like the ice planet Hoth in…

TBH the most upsetting thing about this video is the implication that we can control the thermostats in our offices.

Hidden?!

Or, if you foul a player who doesn’t have the ball the team can select the free throw shooter from the players on the court. Similar to a technical. If you’re dumb enough to pass the ball to DeAndre Jordan when the foul occurs then he has to shoot his own free throws, but if he doesn’t have the ball you’re getting no…