Reportedly Spielberg told him after the premiere “I thought I was the only one who could make one of these. You proved me wrong.”

I actually liked Dial of Destiny a lot more than I was expecting, but I do have two major issues with it:

Fixed that ranking for you.

All the talk the last week about Dems panicking made me realize you never hear about Republicans panicking. They’re like cats acting like everything’s fine no matter how much they just embarrassed themselves.

What?  You don’t cuddle with your new nanny in the bath after hiring them?  

Plenty of people in open relationships don’t commit sexual assault.  Not saying Gaiman is innocent but it’s this sorta attitude that gets innocent peoples railroaded as “sexual deviants”. 

By coincidence, we watched the first one on Friday. We enjoyed it pretty well, because we were high, but even with that it was just a colossally stupid movie. We believe it came into existence when a movie executive got blasted out of his mind on coke, watched The Prestige, fell asleep, and then woke up and thought…

The first Tron made more than Blade Runner on a lower budget.

It was a reasonable hope, just like the literal Tron:Legacy (which was a moderate box office success). It’s the same deal. Two SF movies from the early 1980s that were box-office failures in the theater but were embraced on home video and remained current in pop culture. So it was reasonable to believe there was an…

Seriously. Imagine saying you “authored” movies with credited fucking screenwriters.

Interestingly (and I may be of a minority opinion here) both Bladerunner 2049 and Prometheus are seriously underrated.

“I’m the author of two franchises.”

It’s “minuscule”.

Aw, is the billionaire bigot gonna cry some more?

“female prisoners incarcerated with convicted sex offenders”

So when will JK end up being interviewed on Fox News? Or did that happen already? 

When asked for comment, the BDU (British Dementor’s Union) spokesghoul had this to say:

She’s a bigot. When your bigotry alienates people who used to respect you, the only people left are other bigots. The bigotry of the other bigots reinforces and intensifies your bigotry. That’s basically how racist Facebook uncles are born.

Or she is just an asshole. Hard to separate out all that 

Who would have thought an old british hag would be intolerant?