His episode of Hot Ones is going to be weird.

I don’t know. The press about it at the time was legit ARMIE HAMMER IS A CANNIBAL. I had to actually look to find that they were just talking about some sex talk, and the way all the articles were written were definitely done in a way to obfuscate that it was just talk and not action. Combine that with vague talk of…

it does seem weird that he didn’t just come out and say “I never ate anyone.”

Yeah, rehabilitation is bad! Once people admit to doing bad things, they should never do anything again! They should just become online accountants, and never leave their homes, ever!

As is the fact the that I believe he owns an arm, and at least one hammer.

Maybe you are making a joke, but the Armand Hammer he is named after made his money in oil. He did buy some stock in Arm & Hammer as a joke, but the name is completely coincidental.

Too horny wasn’t the problem. If his messages were “Ooh, baby, I want to put my (whatever body part) in your (one of three orifices) “, he would have been fine.  No one would have blinked an eye.

can we get gore verbinski out of director jail already? if guy ritchie gets 3 releases a year we can surely throw gore some dough.

The Man Who Ate U.N.C.L.E.

before all of that stuff happened to me, I didn’t feel good

The animated Watchmen was supposed to be headed for a 2024 release, but the trailer’s framing of it as a “movie event” makes it sound like it’s going to end up landing on Max, instead of theaters.

The original shippers wrote fan fiction where Spock and Kirk give in to their “obvious” attraction to each other, so yeah, wishful thinking can go a long way.

I feel like people forget how recent Luca and Turning Red are when talking about Pixar, they obviously got Fuuuuucked by the D+ release but I keep hearing “Pixar has sucked for years!” and then, when reminded of the D+ ones, respond “Oh yeah, those were pretty good actually.”

“Every time Victoria Neumann shows up I can’t help but wonder whether she’s going to explode someone’s head.”

Who was talking to MM’s ex wife as if he was the father of MM’s daughter?

Sure, why not?

I know The Boys is a lot of “shock for the sake of shock” but I also adore it for being easy to watch, often funny and happy to make the bad people really, very bad

The continued Adventure Time media has been high quality, well received, and faithful to the original.

I am a Superman Returns defender, even if I acknowledge  that the nostalgia and the Superman theme is doing the heavy lifting for it. And that its a movie that paid several sex offenders.

I figured you would be more familiar with his kneeling height