Given that we never really know from the movies what Weyland-Yutani knows about the xenomorphs, it’s definitely possible that there’s a lab somewhere on Earth — I’m sure it’ll be fine, everyone — with xenos and other mysterious stuff being poked and prodded at.

Hawley certainly knows how to ratchet up the dread before…

For their next project, which the Duffers are producing under their Upside Down Pictures banner, the brothers are adding back the “the.”

This looks completely unnecessary but also fine.

And what would that phone call have been about?

“Hey, we’re doing a new movie.”

“Cool. Is my character still dead?”

“Yep.”

“...”

Schmigaception.

Wasn’t the big twist in the first movie that they weren’t doing stage magic but aaaaaactual magic, which they never explained but just assumed everyone’s minds were blown out of the backs of their head by?

“The bad men didn’t let me work on the sequel to one of my films because I was working on the sequel to one of my other films” is a weird complaint.

What precipitated this Spider-Man hot take? Is there a problem happening at this moment?

I mean, yes, Spider-Man 3 was a mess and the Amazing Spider-Man movies were 100% a franchise no one was asking for.

This piece feels at least five years late.

Yes, energy weapons are much more likely than, you know, he’s the President of the United States, something critical and top secret required him to be up most of the night, and since he’s a million years old, he looked pretty rough the next day for a debate that he could not reasonably reschedule.

I’ve never been one of the richest people in history, but why the fuck can’t they just take the W and go Scrooge McDuck in their swimming pool full of money? What compels them to constantly share their stupid fucking opinions?

JKR is hardly the only one to crawl up their own ass this way. Is it like toxoplasmosis,…

Or Bronny James. This is going to be ugly. He’s nowhere near pro caliber and his dad is going to get him utterly humiliated.

Runaway Train actor Eric Roberts

Are you saying you’re not going to watch his cooking show on YouTube?

Especially the bone marrow.

A robot that parents as well as Elon is not a very lofty goal.

Would have liked the Lindelof thing to have just done a more interesting story about the police, racism, and Oklahoma with original characters instead of playing with Alan’s old toys.

The usual suspects on Twitter are freaking out about this, but Alan Moore doesn’t care and doesn’t worry about this stuff until someone chases him down and asks about it.

DC (and Marvel) are deep into the “mine the IP for all its worth” stage of their life cycles and Watchmen still has some commercial juice left in it.

I…

My kids liked the first one a lot. They have not said boo about watching the second one.

Given how often some cats lose collars -- I had one cat who once lost three in a single month -- strapping a $400 device to one is an extremely bold move.

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