“Choose between the surgery career you say you want and the family you say you don’t.”

Charlie, do you know what a “choice” is?

The “too local” thing is because Sajak was an LA weatherman, which means he had lots of experience of filling dead air when nothing particularly interesting is happening.

If Pedro Pascal turns out to be less wonderful than he appears to be in all of these interviews, it’s going to break my heart.

“Have you ever been talking with someone particularly insightful and thought, you should have the freedom to speak your mind.

I am fucking pumped for two hours of midichlorians and whills. Fucking microbiology, yeah!

How dare you make me pay for your for-pay service?!

Thank god they’re looking into UFOs instead of, you know, working on infrastructure or education or healthcare or any of that other performative bullshit.

I was about to say “does Donald Trump know what [noun] is” could easily be an open-ended series for any news outlet.

“Trash” comes from one of the very first achievements unlocked, so yeah, it’s common. Give it another week and there will be more variety.

Eva Longoria is excited to announce the George Santos story.

No one was motivated to take down Montañez or his story. The guy was a folk hero in Southern California and in the Latino community. People were torn between being furious at him and at the LA Times when the truth came out.

Given how shabbily Classic Who treated companions, which NuWho has been very good about discussing, I’m in favor of bringing folks back into the mix. I’d really like to see the Sarah Jane Chronicles kids reappear.

Yeah, it does sound good. Not loving AV Club listing it as a “biography/drama/history.” Two of those things are simply not true.

This is “embellished” in the same way that Star Wars is “embellished.”

What makes something “true”

Cynics may dismiss the movie as a piece of corporate propaganda.

You rang?

But the evidence above seems pretty unpersuasive and it’s not hinted at anywhere else in her character.

Just break your office leases, dumbass.

Take any phenomenon, claim it’s somehow Millennial-specific, hit Publish.