Ugh. I wonder if I gifted to someone not on the list.

This is a lot of words to say that you don’t like the MCU and don’t trust them to do a good YA Spider-Man, even as they’ve been doing a great job with a YA Spider-Man for years. (And a much more YA take than the Sony live action Spider-Movies.)

They’re absolutely going to bring Miles to live action and definitely…

At best, there are going to be a bunch of people who aren’t (yet) flagged as spammers using the space to spam people’s phones. At worst, well, everyone should probably be keeping their phones face-down in the workplace.

The best use case for this is their real-time captioning for the hearing impaired and, eventually, live translations.

All of which could have been done in a much smaller form factor and with lower power requirements.

They’re going to kill this product line by overstuffing it.

These articles are always very regionally specific without acknowledging it.

Everything suggested here would get scorched if I planted it in my yard.

His personal life certainly seemed to creep into the production of Pirates 5, where Depp was rumored to be frequently inebriated and chronically tardy to set, “which often left hundreds of extras waiting for hours at a time,” according to The Hollywood Reporter. “There were certainly days when our plans were…

Wow, this is a really nice and thoughtful statement.

No wonder Everybody Loves Tyler James Williams.

Even worse, a U.S. Senator, not just someone in the state legislature.

It’s almost as though Dr. Phil is a giant piece of shit.

The game is not exactly lacking in stuff to acquire, but the store stuff (and Twitch drops and Amazon Prime stuff) appears to be unique.

No.

Spider-Man 3 isn’t making the case that you think it is.

Facebook, which has gobbled up nearly all of the online advertising dollars that that Google didn’t scoop up before them, being mad about paying the surviving newspapers some money after starving them for 15 years is hilarious.

This bill isn’t perfect, but since California can’t just take it directly out of Zuck’s bank…

Well, if notorious shitweasel Bobby Kotick says it, it must be true.

If you have to tell people you’re a comedian, you aren’t.

Pricier than free?!

If Black Adam had been a hit, we wouldn’t have seen Johnson in any more F&F movies.

Temple of Doom’s portrayal of the villagers and the surrounding community isn’t always, shall we say, culturally sensitive—not entirely surprising for a movie made four decades ago, but something that might stand out for a first-time viewer in 2023.

When Miller eventually kills someone, these interviews are going to be career killers.

But hey, so long as we get that good opening weekend, amirite?

How could anyone say with a straight face that it’s not art? It provoked a conversation. It got you to speak up. It offended you! Isn’t that what art is supposed to do?