The chicken sandwich chain is headed by the openly religious Cathy family.

Yeah, Lindelof appears to be genuinely interested in becoming a better person, and has shown actual success in doing so. This VF article is horrifying, but not nearly as bad as if it was clearly who he still is today.

That was never the goal. Musk wanted the people with blue checks to stop making fun of him.

Now, the people with blue checks are pushing each other aside for to virtually blow him.

From Musk’s standpoint, this has been a huge success.

He did figure out how to get people to pay $8/month to self-identify as giant assholes. So that’s something.

This is a lot of words to say “asshole gonna asshole.”

Honestly, the “we’ve already seen all-white LotR art for decades” is a pretty good approach to take — why would anyone want to see WotC try to directly compete with versions that are out there, well liked, and generally excellent? (Not you, Ralph Bakshi.)

They should have been a lot more blunt that no one is coming to…

Communities can also do better about making greywater more accessible to residents and businesses to use, though so-called purple pipe, which is treated but not technically potable water (because Americans are stupidly squeamish about treated water).

Lots of local governments already use this water for irrigation and…

The whole premise here is flawed, given that the best case scenario for news outlets in the US is that they’re owned by narcissistic billionaires, who see themselves as modern Rockefellers.

The ones owned by hedge funds are far, far worse. And since they balance the books by further layoffs and cutting into the actual…

It wouldn’t play out that way in California (I don’t think there are any Walmarts that have gun selections in California, for one thing), due to the delays and such required. But this is heightened reality, not our world.

*angels

But the lawsuit accuses Parler of banning Smocks “solely because of Plaintiff’s selection and vote casting for a political candidate, then United States President Donald J. Trump.”

JFC

The next iOS update, which is expected to debut at WWDC in June, could transform the iPhone lock screen, letting it act more like a smart home display to show users the weather, notifications, calendar appointments, and potentially more live info.

Yeah, don’t talk about girl shit over here! We only want articles about he-man stuff, like farting and baseball and anal sex!

*plebe

If the past seven years have taught us anything, it’s that a widespread government conspiracy would last about 10 minutes before springing thousands of leaks.

We landed on the moon and the U.S. government didn’t kill JFK, folks. It would just take one dipshit National Guardsman and it’d be all over Discord.

I am highly skeptical that this will be half-decent -- the first season was not -- but I would love to be surprised.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, there’s basically no one actually in charge at Prime Video, so this probably got renewed by default.

Somehow, this is all Tom Hiddleston’s fault.

Geez, I really admire Dancey for what he did in the roleplaying game space, making open gaming permanently a thing.

But this is awful.