Perfect casting.

The nerd press is going to stay mad that Nintendo decided that to not make a Mario movie for middle-aged nerds.

This show has no business being as good as it is.

Just say it’s a three-season show, George, and we can all be happily surprised if you ever get more of these novellas written.

If they follow the book, the kid is after-dinner snack.

Hmm. This is by far the best part of the novel, but its effectiveness is in the slow burn. The log doesn’t begin with “that damned bat-thing is killing people all over the joint.”

I hope this trailer isn’t representative of the approach.

This is a two-season show that they have stupidly made into an ongoing. (And the less said about the Book of Boba Fett, the better.)

It never ceases to amaze me how insecure billionaires are. Go hug your body pillows full of dollar bills, boys.

This is honestly one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard of in my entire life.

The HBO brand name is worth millions of dollars. Casually tossing it aside because the Discovery morons don’t like being reminded that they’re by far the least-favored child in this new company is beyond negligent.

If you’re trying to save…

Unlike last year’s abysmal The Unbearable Weight Of Massive Talent, which hinged solely on poking audiences in the ribs and saying “ain’t Nic Cage a nut?!?”

The outcry over this is going to seem like nothing when it turns out that coffee and caffeine aren’t good for us, either.

I think it’s more likely that Ford has made a realistic appraisal of how much energy he has left for all of this stuff, so he’s doing both the last hurrah on the Indy stuff while shifting to roles that he probably should have started embracing 15 years ago, like in Shrinking.

I think people were expecting Shrek or the recent Puss in Boots.

Mary Kate, did you go back and re-read the lyrics before you let your angry grandfather write this piece?

No, it’s their regular hot sauce cap, just recolored.

Truff is a hot sauce for people who have a fridge (or pantry, for the people who go through them fast enough) of hot sauces. Their distinct flavor fits great for some things — I love it as a fry sauce — but I would never use it in place of Tapatio, Crystal or Huy Fong, for instance, each of which have very specific…

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He sees himself as a Champion of Mythical America. He feels that any of his actions are valid because they further his ideal of what the US should be and thus any laws or norms he flouts are fine as long as it gets him to his goal. He’s like a dumb Lex Luthor.

Every other business in America should be chilled by this. If he’s willing to use the state to retaliate against the political free speech of one of the biggest corporations in the world (can’t have this one both ways, GOP), he’s sure as hell willing to do it to every other business that crosses him or that he sees…

Now look into Big Sugar’s “collusive and self-dealing arrangements aim to nullify ... legislation,” Ronnie.

“Collusive and self-dealing arrangements” are how Florida has been run for decades, as well you know.