After finally seeing Uncharted this weekend, I’m happy to see Indiana Jones play the hits. This trailer looks much better than it has any right to.

Yeah, it feels like the kind of title that, if anyone else used it, we’d be saying it sounded like an Indiana Jones movie.

we’re doomed to endless drab green screen stages that gave Obi-Wan Kenobi its muted grey palette

It was a lot of fun.

Very much Hogwarts + Riverdale - sex.

Of the B-tier Tim Burton stuff, it’s probably the best, which makes it the best Tim Burton thing in a decade or more.

Many Baby Boomers, who are generally convinced their farts smell like roses.

It’s a self-indulgent bore.

The trailer says this comes out Jan. 20, not Dec. 23, as stated in the article.

This looks great, but that date is worrisome.

This story cries out for images showing us what the results look like and thus, why we should do any of this.

I don’t think we live in a world where Booster Gold can be described as better than C-list on a good day.

Booster Gold would fit in a JLI frame, when his inherent silliness was embraced, especially with Ted “Blue Beetle” Kord.

Creator Dan Jurgens’ original “this is a time traveling football player turned superhero memorabilia thief,” which he played straight and clearly thinks is the right way to do the character, given…

I bet you think Walt Disney is dead, too!

The same way they’d be profitable with ads: You spend less than you’re bringing in.

Ads aren’t required for this, although they expand the amount of money in the pot.

But costs are going to come down soon, once streaming channels start folding and there’s no longer an insane amount of content being produced, driving up…

About seven-eighths of his workforce is gone in a month, including people he definitely needs but didn’t ask why they were there.

The human rights team, for instance, were the specialists in handling the regular requests from governments to delete tweets, unmask accounts and so on. Without them, you can count on people…

“If he’s so funny, how come he doesn’t have a sitcom on CBS?”

“They’re the only things that seem to generate any kind of excitement amongst a fan base or even for the studio making them. That’s what they’re excited about. And so it’s just the fact that they are the entire representation of this era of movies right now. There’s not really much room for anything else. That’s…

Jackson limping around like a man of his actual age took me out of the reality of the film constantly in Captain Marvel, though. Hopefully they don’t have Indy’s de-aged body played by Harrison Ford at any point.

She’s corporate enough that she might be able to do what Eddie Vedder never could and help fund a meaningful competitor.

She can also get her fans to lean on Congress and demand meaningful anti-trust legislation. She’s influenced the outcome of elections before.

I don’t think Ticketmaster is prepared for the break-up song T. Swift is about to write about them.

I’m very sorry that Get Shorty is apparently over. What a great show, especially considering how deeply mediocre the film was.

I’m sorry, “favorite breakfast cereal?”

Thank you for making this weirdly political, Mavis.