David Letterman and Conan O’Brien brought in for questioning.

The producers definitely seem scared of giving anyone else good lines or hiring charismatic actors with Depp in the picture.

The last we heard of that project, however, was from Pirates Of The Caribbean producer Jerry Bruckheimer earlier this year, who told The Sunday Times that Disney was “developing two Pirates scripts.” With one of those projects no longer being developed, the status of Mazin and Elliot’s reboot doesn’t look as clear…

Given how many people in this film universe have life-extending magic/curses, Grace still running around with Anne Bonney wouldn’t be hard to pull off.

The last one was fine, although it was setting up a series with new, younger characters that were unfortunately completely uninteresting. But it was a nice button on the Davey Jones’ curse storyline and a natural place to end the original set of movies.

DC Comics’ brand, historically, has been optimistic superheroes. The darker stuff, that analyzes what comes before, only works when you have a “before.”

We don’t need to be questioning whether Superman is a good idea bef0re we actually see him being Superman. Let later movies do that.

He’s suing people less wealthy or powerful than him in an effort to improve his situation in the lawsuits against him.

He is ultimately responsible for all of these people being on set. The buck stops with him.

This is a legal maneuver against people who are also suffering in all the ways his lawyer says he is.

They’re…

Never forget: Alec Baldwin is the real victim in a case where a woman died.

Or, alternately, make like a Lifetime movie and just say “hey, I need a steady date through the holiday season so that I don’t get asked 10 million questions by my relatives. We can be as platonic or not as you want. I just don’t want to play dating app roulette or show up stag at these events and have to hear about…

It would be great if their plan didn’t worry about shaking anything up, but just focused on setting the table first.

It’s probably too late to show us Superman’s journey without completely tossing out Man of Steel, which is unlikely. But pick a second-tier hero who hasn’t been officially seen in the DCEU like Green…

I assume Schwarzenegger also tricked him into doing Staying Alive, Reach Me, An Alan Smithee Film, Backtrace, Escape Plan 2, The Specialist, Get Carter, Oscar, Avenging Angelo and Driven, all of which have lower tomato scores than Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot.

So, you want Velma to do, what, exactly in a kid’s cartoon? Rip off her crush’s clothes and go for it? You’ve got Tumblr and DeviantArt for that.

The movie is skewed very young, but it’s also exceptionally clear she’s crushing on the female villain in it.

I guarantee you there are plenty of young LGBT kids who felt seen…

I do not understand the success of these unseasoned chicken strips. Yes, they’re better with the sauce, but why not just season the chicken and the breading to begin with?

Nevada coming out big with something that sounds like I could get it at a restaurant on the Strip is no surprise, but I’m having a hard time picturing anything “wrapped” around stuffing, other than a turkey.

Needless to say, some people are griping over the $2.49 price, which is more than double what Hubig’s charged a decade ago when you could often find them on special for 99 cents.

Yes, but people with blue checkmarks hurt Elon’s feelings. The old system must be destroyed!

If Oprah had access to a time machine, she would have actually won those Oscars she was nominated for.

Mark, it’s not the economy. No one wants a $1,500 visor to attend a Zoom meeting. We don’t like Zoom meetings when it just requires the phone we already own.

If you want the metaverse to be a thing, you need to either go all-in on gaming or all-in on porn.

Otherwise, there’s no use case, other than education, which…

It’s exciting for me to now know, for sure, that I could a social media company at least as well as the real owners.

That’s the funniest human being I’ve ever been around, other than me, and we never got a shot to do a real big scene together.