Melting wax figure of a 1990s two-hit wonder “calls out” one of the most successful people in media history. OK.

“It’s a mistake of the genre to think that your detective is your main character,” said Johnson.

Be fair.

No one is looking at Fantastic Beasts for any reason.

Never seen them anywhere in Southern California, and I’m the designated movie night candy shopper, so I scour local drug and grocery store candy aisles.

Weird that this would be a regional thing, though, as I think of the original Sweet Tarts as a candy that’s everywhere nationally on Halloween.

I didn’t take it personally.

Not Another D&D Podcast is fantastic, wholehearted recommendation.

AV Club readers are probably more in the loop than most on this, but I think everyone who’s still passionate about Game of Thrones knows about House of the Dragon and that HBO has at least two more projects in some level of development.

This is the first time I’ve ever heard of Sweet Tart Ropes. Are we sure the Alaskans didn’t just make that up, and they’re actually all just eating blubber at the movies?

I feel like any time you’re within 10 feet of Rihanna, you’ve probably already won at life.

The reviews they have from people claiming “this isn’t barbeque” because it’s smoked and not slathered in molasses and corn syrup are equally infuriating.

What are we doing with Game Of Thrones?

Dan Harmon announcing that someone is “down to clown” makes me feel like we’re going to throwing up Everclear and shitting out Jack in the Box, simultaneously, in a few hours.

Contrary voice here.

Tarantino’s whole career has been about him ingesting, digesting and regurgitating his takes on the entertainment film industry.

Of course Rahul Kohli knows there’s an afterlife. There’s life after death in every project he’s in!

And are involved in two class action lawsuits because of it.

Nostalgia brain once made me ride Pirates of the Caribbean three times back to back, so I cannot judge you.

William Shatner, of all people, has the best response to allegations of someone being a has been:

Because damaging their brand will eventually be a very serious problem for the corporation and it won’t be a quick fix once that happens.

The Blue Bayou or Club 33? The Blue Bayou at Disneyland is a very ordinary New Orleans-style restaurant (with very watered down food, because we can’t have middle America encountering spices) with a lazy river that happens to be the start of Pirates of the Caribbean.

People are paying the soaring prices, which means you lower the prices, and even more people will go to the parks.