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Before we had kids, going to Disneyland was actually a fun and reasonable thing to do, since we could go on weekdays more easily and we only had to pay half as much money (and didn’t walk out carrying most of the souvenir shops with us).

Now, we’re planning on probably going once more ever before the kids graduate high

Bell has done a lot of great work -- The Good Place is basically a masterclass in screenwriting -- but Veronica Mars is an all-time great role.

Pratt must have a hell of an agent, because while he’s fine in all of his roles, he keeps landing spots in films where he’s the least interesting thing about them.

Most of that cast list was exciting to read — or at least intriguing — and then it ends with “and also this guy.”

Additionally, the latest in a long line of failed Nancy Drew reboots, Nancy Drew, is ending after four seasons

Plus, he’s going to keep banging on about Sauron all the time.

Does he at least wish Keanu Reeves was dead?

Their drinks are A+.

Their food is a C-, generously.

I enjoy Cobra Kai quite a bit, but I’m not convinced there’s much gas left in the tank for a larger “Miyagiverse” other than maybe a Miyagi prequel. Although in that case, I’d really rather it was written and directed by folks from Okinawa, rather than having Ralph Macchio having his creative fingerprints all over it.

Nothing? Their food is terrible and overpriced, except for, interestingly, their popcorn chicken, which someone actually put some effort into.

They could ditch their whole menu and just be a drinks/ice cream place and probably be more profitable, since they could ditch the cooking expenses and inventory.

Applegate has been dealt bad hands so many times. MS and cancer are both scourges that can’t be wiped out soon enough.

And, like Doctor Manhattan, he walks around with his enormous schlong out most of the time.

(HBO Watchmen schlong, not DC Comics schlong, which is less impressive as radioactive blue penises go.)

Production actually began months ago, but no one could remember it happening.

Management: “Why isn’t this a 500-page slideshow?”

It’s just mind-blowing this is where Netflix decides to cheap out. They blow hundreds of millions if not billions on shovelware crap.

It’s not a CW thing.

It’s a “Warner Brothers/Discovery is burning down the house because Discovery bought WB with a leveraged buyout and now has massive debt to pay off ASAP, even if it hurts the core product as a result (which it is).

If we’re lucky, Gunn is looking at who did a good job in the various roles over the years and will keep their numbers handy. I cannot imagine that we’re never going to see the JSA again.

Olivia Wilde has been sending them fruit baskets to thank them for all the Matthew Perry coverage.

What’s the appeal of iBooks over Kindle? (Apple is hardly the scrappy little independent bookstore on the corner.)

I firmly believe he could bench press Galactus, if called upon to do so.

As acting advice goes, I firmly believe that spooning with Salma Hayek “just a little bit” would definitely make me look like I was in love with her for the rest of production. (Because I would be.)