Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt might’ve had an off-again, on-again relationship with a public desperately trying to sort through Tina Fey’s politics, but Titus Burgess is here to stay.

Is it Cheryl or Sheryl?

Fair.

I’m thinking of Celebrimbor. All these fucking elf names. But also, a dwarf needs to punch him.

She lost an alarming amount of weight before this new season started. Some of the fucking “fans” of this show won’t be happy until she’s dead.

I would totally read recaps written through a horse girl lens.

Tolkien wrote a new mythology

the latter is essentially a fictional historical drama with fantasy elements peppered in it

At least they’ve shut the fuck up about “Critical Race Theory.”

Don’t wait, Elon! Run a really, really expensive campaign against Ted Cruz now!

“Elon: Marginally less of a douchebag!”

A lot of these douchebags are very stressed out about Arondir’s actor.

He had the most punchable face in the first two episodes, by far.

When you tell these idiots about how many people of color were actually in medieval Europe, and their presence was just erased from the historical record by people they’d really get along with, they fucking implode with rage.

For example, if its someone really into politics you gotta be like “Baby, I hooked up with Hillary Clinton and Elanor Roosevelt. Just think what I can do for you”

The Venn diagram of weird creeps obsessed with Elon Musk (Musk himself is one such creep) and weird creeps incredibly mad at the Rings of Power is a near-circle.

He wisely discarded the first draft: “How about them apples?”

Finn, under no circumstances should you watch your doppelgänger’s Marvel TV show.

All of these people enthusiastically commenting are figments of your imagination.

It’s amazing how bad the online comic conventions, including Fan Dome, were. Videogame companies (and tabletop game companies, who aren’t particularly techie) nailed it, but the comics folks just whiffed it.

“OK, Plan B: We call our drink ‘Chocolate Rain!’ Get Tay Zonday on the phone.”