Given Jason Schreier’s track record “purport” is a weird verb to slap him with. He’s almost certainly the best gaming journalist ever.

This has been the basis of Nic Cage’s entire career: One for the studio, one for me, one for the studio, one for me.

It seems a very healthy attitude to take on, although I’m not sure I would have said it outright to Vulture.

In college, a bunch of us rented a beach house during break and, when we realized we didn’t have dishwasher detergent, put dish detergent in the dishwasher.

That kitchen floor ended up very clean with all the soap suds that flooded the kitchen, the hallway and part of the living room. (Yes, we got kicked out of the…

Yeah, this is a weird thing to get upset about.

Obviously movie theaters want you to think the movie theater experience is amazing.

And given the choice of the “let’s all go to the lobby” cartoon characters and one of the biggest movie stars in the world, they’re going with the movie star.

Day two?

Let them eat popcorn.

Duck Duck Go’s image search failed me.

shouldn’t have one either (or they should all have one)

Which film is that clip from? Image search is giving me nothing.

Open Water is arguably the best shark movie since Jaws. Most of this list is justifiably forgotten, though.

There are lots of Hollywood people who love it and would love to give it a shot, but nobody will ever bankroll them

“Fanhood?”

AP style says to use the Oxford comma when needed, not reflexively. I would have assumed you’d have the AP Stylebook on your volunteer proofreading shelf.

My parents were big Tolkien heads.

They used to follow the Fellowship around the country on tour, selling cheese and lembas sandwiches in the parking lots and bootlegging tapes of the Song of Durin.

If the writings of J.R.R. Tolkien teach anything, it’s that the road goes ever on and on.

Looking forward to the Disney+ series that finally answers the question “Did Hux ever spend a lot of time fucking around pointlessly on Tattooine?”

Dominik continues: “I think if I’m given the choice, I’d rather go and see the NC-17 version of the Marilyn Monroe story. Because we know that her life was on the edge, clearly, from the way it ended. Do you want to see the warts-and-all version or do you want to see that sanitized version?”

Just watched the Hell episode of the show last night and I think it’s hard to see Morpheus leave his ex-girlfriend in Hell for 10,000 (100,000?) years and say “nope, haven’t forgiven you; stay in Hell” and say, “yep, this guy is someone whom I aspire to be.”

The “Eldritch” knot involves more tentacles.

Won’t someone think of the poor billionaires?