The real story here seems to be how Hunter Biden keeps losing all these laptops and bags full of drugs all over the place!

Given how often he seems to lose it, I’m going to guess some of it is oregano.

While this movie looks awful and everyone involved should be deeply embarrassed and/or seek therapy, “Halo voice actor” is a shitty way to characterize Robert Davi, who is a genuinely big deal Hollywood actor (who has apparently now lost his fucking mind).

The clinic also discourages eating any fried and heavily seasoned foods at least three hours before you go to sleep, as those types of foods can cause acid reflux.

Sorry. The fucking breathless praise this money monkey gets for the bare minimum of talent with narrative continuity gets on my nerves.

The last Blockbuster remains open, rent-free, in your head.

Then why is this show specificaly set in a Blockbuster instead of a fictitious brand or an independant one?

He understood how to find the appeal of Lego as a toy and what the franchise makes people feel and helped build a successful movie around that.

That’s literally all anyone wants for DC Comics. Get someone who understands what’s appealing about each of these characters, instead of treating them like it’s a new IP that…

Jeph Loeb is a better choice. He’s got extensive film, movie and comic book credits.

DC TV has flourished as disconnected spheres, finding success with not only the Arrowverse but with shows like Gotham, Titans, Doom Patrol, and Pennyworth (a.k.a. “The Origin of Batman’s Butler”).

“They” is a lot of people. I assure you that most people working in Hollywood aspire to artistry, even if they give up all hope of it once they agree to work for the Rat.

We don’t live in a good enough timeline to have Astro City adapted.

Did you meet any haunted writers...or writers who were haunting places?

Do we actually expect to see Soldier Boy again next season? My assumption is that they’ll take him out of his can in the final season, when they finally decide to kill Homelander.

I had been expecting a plot-heavy episode barreling toward the finale, but this was a delightful side trek. The feature wall hat rack bit was great.

I know Disney’s going to Disney, but I would have deleted this off the hard drives in despair after seeing the Del Toro trailer if I was them. The live action movies were already mediocre at best, but this is going to be incredibly embarrassing for them, going head to head with Del Toro.

fancy, New York Post writer

I’ve only been to Maine once, but driving, driving, driving through the state up to Bar Harbor, I found the woods scary as hell. (And I’m not someone who thinks of himself as naturally afraid of nature.) I totally get Stephen King now.

A “source close to the production” is Depp’s people, folks.

Oh, I am 100% Team Fuck Almond Farming, but this is an example where we need to do all the things, rather than deciding Dwayne Wade can use a surplus of 90,000 gallons of water a month* because the almond farmers need to change crops and/or states.

* 90,000 gallons of water is equal to the daily use of the daily use of…

none of this is putting forward “nightmare scenarios” it is expressing “realistic concerns”