That’s a different water district in a different part of the state. And ornamental use of water is an easy place to cut down on water usage.

Honestly, they could do something super-simple like Owlbear Rodeo + the D&D Beyond Encounter Builder within a matter of months, especially if they hired the Owlbear Rodeo guy and acquired his website flat-out.

But they’re probably going to be chasing their dreams of having a $10 million idea and ignoring making $1…

It’s not. But really good French toast is amazing naked. If you feel like you have to grab the syrup every time, someone needs to make you some kickass French toast ASAP.

Hallmark made up Disney+ Day to sell more cards.

Whether it’s pancakes, waffles, French toast, or ebelskivers, their main purpose is as a syrup delivery device. Everything else is just window dressing.

Honestly, if they want to show they’re serious about this, they should release something 2D and simple ASAP, and integrate it with D&D Beyond.

A persistent version of Owlbear Rodeo that works with the D&D Beyond encounter builder would satisfy a lot of groups and provide a foundation for them to build their 3D (and…

There are a lot of virtual tabletops out there. The demand is very much there from a significant portion of the player base (I’d say less than the majority, but still, that’s a lot of people). And the existing ones all suck, to varying degrees, typically because of how much work they are to use.

Someone is eventually…

For one, as services like the upcoming “D&D Digital” are starting to look more and more like video games, at what point are we just playing an MMO or something like Diablo? Will the service calculate all the math? What room does it leave for house rules? Will this new digital toolset require a cutting-edge GPU to …

Anyone jonesing for a Buffy reboot should check out Boom Studios’ modern day Buffy comic, which reimagines the series for the modern day. It does a good job of addressing issues that have grown problematic in hindsight (Xander “Nice Guy” Harris is tackled early on in the series, for instance) while showing an…

Dumb question, but why is this a federal matter? Wouldn’t it be taken up by police in either the place the flight originated or landed?

This feels like the tipping point for humanity to end up like we do in Wall-E.

G is for Gentrification

As long as those dragons wander around topless during any exposition, I am there.

We use them to upgrade our chili and enchiladas. They’re the best.

Be fair: It can be sloppy journalism in multiple ways.

Quentin: Take off your shoes and then we’ll talk.

(Seriously, though, I think she’d be great in one of his films.)

The licensed works, I’m guessing, we’ll see again, since everyone else is hungry for content. Still, this doesn’t feel like a strategy so much as “my predecessors did it, so it’s shit.”

Which is a stupid, short-sighted bullshit Hollywood move in general, but when you’re burning down arguably the best streaming service…

Normally, I hate on snake oil salesmen, but in this case, I feel pretty good about Paltrow largely preying on other awful and wealthy people.

Did you get suspended, almost arrested and/or expelled, and be heavily in the doghouse with your parents in order to protect any of those love interests?

Only Rao can judge me.

There’s something uniquely American about ketchup. I’m sure someone in the comments will correct me and note that it was actually first made in ancient Mesopotamia or something, and I know there are excellent global varieties, too (look up Maria Orsa, the war hero and food chemist who popularized Filipino banana…