While there are a (surprising to me) number of adults who still play Minecraft, the overwhelming number of Minecraft enthusiasts are under 18. This isn’t a hard choice for Microsoft, who can’t have all the gross shit they’re moderating happening to children.

I suspect they have been dealing with lawsuits for years, and…

I look forward to hearing from all the people hoping that an NC-17 movie with Ana de Armas was going to be fun sexy times reeling when it turns out that this is a firehose of sorrow hitting viewers in the face.

I really hope we can get back to real Italian food, and not this bullshit fusion cuisine with stuff from other cultures, like tomatoes, pasta and hot peppers.

You saw a Reddit thread where everyone in the Latino community posted? Wow, that would be long.

It’s mostly popular among younger, college-educated folks, especially in Southern California and New York City.

On the other hand, white dudes seem very invested in telling everyone that it’s wrong.

Not white folks’ fight, on…

If he dies of COVID, this is going to be an exceptionally dumb obituary.

“Instead of staying the fuck home and writing, this elderly obese man decided to go among tens of thousands of people from around the world — most of whom were predictably not wearing masks — and caught a disease that he was among the most…

Ace the Bat-Hound, easily the second most famous DC comics dog.

Batman (Keanu Reeves), Aquaman (Jemaine Clement), Green Lantern (Dascha Polanco), Cyborg (Daveed Diggs), Wonder Woman (Jameela Jamil), and The Flash (John Early).

Joey Tribbiani would definitely fuck an octopus.

“I don’t know what ‘octo’ means, but that was crazy!”

Canned laughter.

We don’t know yet. But it has one of the most impressive groups of actors of any film in recent memory, several of whom have raved about the script, so there’s apparently something interesting happening.

https://twitter.com/i/events/1552372456203116550

The non-geek world has no idea which series it’s going to be.

https://www.inverse.com/entertainment/secret-wars-anniversary-marvel

Sure, it’s boring when you watch it as a screener.

In the movie theater, Elon Musk comes into your theater in person and interrupts the movie, forcing them to turn the lights on and eventually security has to quietly escort him out of the theater.

It really perks up the third act.

Given California’s water woes and how much of the U.S. relies on California farms, I predict a lot of alternative foods coming to everyone’s plates very soon.

At first the call center agent had no idea what I was talking about, but when she inquired internally about the rumor, she confirmed it to be true.

They’re guaranteeing a lot of free publicity from a panicked Tucker Carlson.

Best response to NFTs ever. I look forward to posting the “NFTs? No fucking thanks!” GIFs all over Twitter.

The kids need to watch Talk Radio. It’s great.

Only about a third of the folks I know who watched GoT have any expressed desire to watch Game of Dragons. My wife actually said some fairly shocking things about the whole franchise when I asked if she was interested.

They have a lot to prove with that debut episode.

This dude definitely owns several fedoras.