22? That is one middle-management-with-a-mortgage-and-three-kids looking young person right there.

The handwriting was immaculate back then, so I don't know. I think dts happen when you stop drinking. Don't think these souls ever stopped. Bless em.

Played competively for the majority of my life through college and afterward. If field turf is your thing, more power too you. I’ll take grass every single time.

Honestly the number of times I have heard a woman mock a man for being non-masculine in some way dwarfs the number of times I’ve heard a man mock another man for that reason.

Poor Gerrard. So many players in the EPL manage to play just fine on grass. Again, I don’t care about your lot it’s the pros I enjoy watching and the majority prefer to play on grass and I support that. The pros, the pros, the pros. That’s what I enjoy watching. A handful of clubs in the MLS playing on turf doesn’t…

Jia being the only dog person on staff feels right, somehow.

“it is by no means the normal pundit hyperbole to call him one of the best young players in Europe”

One more point - and this has less to do with the ERA and more so with equality - If you haven’t already, you should read the New Yorker’s recent article on the history of women’s equality issues and how it has been an uphill battle since the ratification of the 14th - wherein they specifically refused to add a clause…

As an American with significant German heritage, I pretty much treat Germany as my #2 team in international competitions. I definitely want the US to win, but have a distinct feeling that if we get past China (no guarantee there) and we face Germany (they better beat France), they will eat us alive.

Don’t get me wrong, I love Meryl, and I love equal rights, but I’m just going to leave this here (and I know that it will be unpopular):

Time for your nap.

Wambach has been two steps slower than every other player on the field throughout the WC. She seems to just be running around waiting to cherry pick a good header and contributing zero else. Yes she scored once, great. But in one case yesterday she bowled into another US player trying to get to a header and the…

This assumes Ellis has control of the locker room and team selections.

Maybe FIFA should suspend her, so Jill Ellis doesnt have the chance to start her.

The problem is that McKinnon couldn’t play the role without resorting to blackface. But you could cut to a hilarious photo of McKinnon for use as Dolezal’s before picture.

I used to date a girl that worked as an assistant to one of the executive producers on Up All Night. Apparently Maya Rudolph is a terror, many people straight up refuse to work with her nowadays. It broke my heart into a million little pieces when I found this out, would have never guessed.

But at the same time, don’t you think it must get pretty old for her when she repeatedly hears “hey, maya! You would be the perfect mixed race person to play a woman who is literally not even a little bit black! Cool, right?” Personally, I think the joke would be even better if they were to have someone like Kate…

I need more Maya Rudolph in my life. Hell, AMERICA needs more Maya Rudolph.