Ron Washington agrees.

nom nom nom

Re: West Ham, how’s that working out for you?

Oh, man, Maron and Jon...I don’t think Maron has ever listened with such rapt attention as he did during that Wyatt Cenac interview.

Fort Worth? Rainbow Room?

lol

Wow. This whole time I thought it was how us Americans incarcerate a ton of our citizens, fail to provide adequate public education and healthcare, and overwork and underpay our workers that made us shitbags. Instead, its our inability to entertain the curiosities of some Canadian researchers that makes us so…

Once you abandon an object on the side of the road, it’s no longer your property - you give up all claims of ownership to it. HitchBOT’s creators released it to the public hoping to see what the public would choose to do with it. Burneko’s absolutely right; it was essentially litter and one cannot “destroy” litter in…

<i>sigh</i>

You must really hate bad puns and other lame jokes.

Booze and tobacco get along really well together. Nicotine is also insanely addictive. So, it stands to reason that, if you drink often enough, you’re more likely to develop a smoking habit - health consciousness be damned!

Nah, rompers are cute as hell. But, they look like they’d make using the restroom a challenge.

/r/trollychromosome checking in; word up to the lady trolls. I wish twox and oney got along as well as our subs.

Yup. I used “just” and “sorry to bother you” often as a young man at the start of my career. My boss, a woman, asked me to cut it out because my nervousness made her nervous.

Relevant username?

“Foie de joie” = liver of joy, which makes sense if you’re drinking heavily. But, in this case, I think you meant “feu de joie”. See also, “foie gras”.

That’s crazy talk. The ball has a weird backspin when it bounces on field turf, passes speed along much faster than intended, slides lead to nasty cases of turf burn, and every impact with the ground feels 2x harder on field turf.

I’m really uncomfortable with the fact that these trolls are blinking. Super creepy.

You’re right. Forgot about the name-changing issue. Hyphenated names are tricky too, of course.

Are women not eligible to obtain gun licenses or voter ID cards? Believe me when I say that I think voter ID laws are awful; they’re classist and rascist, but they’re not sexist.