You are a beacon of light in this great storm, sir. I hop you know how important you are.

Fuck all those bods. I’m more than happy with my Groddbod.

I haven’t eaten anything from a fast food chain since October 2001. I was traveling around the world when I realized

“The man or beast that I run from ain’t been born, and its mama’s already dead!”

I’m couldn’t hear the audio over the sound of his balls clanging together.

I think the number of people holding their nose and voting for Hillary will far outnumber those supporting her ecstatically.

What relevance does all that have? Okay, men made those decisions, but how does that negate any of his points? Regardless of who made the decisions years ago, these attitudes have largely been accepted by society (which includes both men and women). He never even said anything about men having it tough. He simply…

My ex and I would always talk about this. His asshole dad had like a corvette and house by the time we had graduated college, and he acted like we were lazy shitheads for not having the same. He did not get how the world is a different place now.

Nope.

Of course the Redskins fans have trouble spelling. Even just speaking about their team it comes out slurred.

Farrell's first Hollywood film, Tigerland, was great and he was great in it. In Bruges, definitely his best but he's done solid work mixed with bombs that were not entirely his fault.

Nothing wrong with Colin not dating. Someone’s entire life doesn’t have to have the pressures of high school.

Yeah, agreed. The whole thing stinks. And to those who say the original accuser has nothing to gain from a false accusation, let’s just address that.

I’m looking at photos of vintage Lilly Pulitzer, and I found this dapper man wearing a vintage jacket. It would be great if this were something the company put out.

It’s brain bleach for the terrible meth mouth imagery :/

Booze & coke bloat fer sure!! I lived in LA for 6 years so I know it well. That and meth mouth-

Every time the World Cup comes aroundI find myself thinking back to that ‘98 World Cup. That was truly a great summer. I was in high school studying in Italy so I got to watch the World Cup in aaa truly great environment. Ronaldo was unstoppable in that tournament. I’m not a soccer historian, but I can’t remember…

Hmm, that’s funny, when the Diamondbacks are pitching the forecast is usually Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.

The most underrated part of this is the girl in the north face at the end pulling a classic drunk-girl-swoops-in-at-the-end-to-talk-shit-to-everyone-in-defense-of-her-man