I lived in a small town and had been dating a guy who was kind of shady, but I didn't have any proof that he was seeing other women. One day I was getting my hair done and talking, as one does, to the stylist about my situation. I notice the woman next to me listening to me rather intently. She suddenly interrupted…

WAR WAR Binks

Being white must be so pleasant.

Looks like someone fell asleep watching MLB Extra Innings

Probably that you're making assumptions about someone's residential status based on the color of their skin.

"- people who don't say "thank you" when you hold the door for them"

* Using a credit/debit card at a convenience store for purchases less than $10.

TL;DR;WMI.

In the encyclopedia of baseball porn, it's a very specific fetish, but it's one nobody's going to judge you for.

"Let the women learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence." — 1 Timothy 2:11

Please refrain from using the word shade. You are not a Jezebel staff writer, or a teenager.

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Hold it right there, Captain Bringdown. I may be an internet-tough-guy-loser, but I definitely have plenty of better things to do with my life.

I just made my morning coffee using all the heat generated from this scorching hot take.

But, but, he drinks wine! And makes them wear letterman jackets! And has hipster-doofus glasses!

You don't like a guy pimping his homers? Don't let him hit homers.

"... the lousy tramp."

"I bet she's an icky Republican!"

I like football, but shifting national focus back to baseball as the #1 sport would be just fine with me.

Immediately afterwards, Dan Snyder came in and polled them on whether or not they thought The Washington Redskins name was inappropriate.