She's a keeper.

That's really sweet!

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Yup any of those things before you actually have some kind of intimate relationship just screams "obsessive stalker"

As Germany should know, the US doesn't let a little water stop them from advancing.

I understand these, apart from 3. Ducks are awesome. Unless you brought a shovel, I don't see how they'd suspect murdery intentions.

Why'd the guy give it away? There's still plenty of meat on that ball. Now you take it home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato...Baby you got a stew going!

And then there's James Joyce, whose love letters have been empirically proven to be the absolute height of creepiness.

Indeed, people trying to sway someone with a "romantic gesture" generally fall headlong into "creepy stalker" territory pretty damn fast.

The little paper clip bounced out and said, "It looks like you are trying to create an online dating proposal. Would you like help?"

Onazi: OHNOOHNOOHNO

As a stats girl I'm sad your comment is so high cause your maths is off. Approx 95percent of all prisoners are male yet 50% of population is male it ends up being around 6/100 which is indeed about 1 in 18.......3/100 is 1 in 33 which is still very high tbh. The numbers are real people, denial will get you nowhere.

Good on you - I hope you're doing well. :) I graduated in 2008 with no undergrad debt - but Ivy League fulllllll debt from law school. Oh, law.

Left with dat 1L debt?! You have more balls than me, POChinaski.

Totally fair!

Thank you. I knew some smart person with a link (and math skills!) would know the answer.

With puns like that, you shouldn't waste them here, Pun-topia Deadspin feeds on high quality puns!

I believe men are incarcerated at a much higher rate than women, so 3/100 adults and 1/18 men could both be true. I haven't analysed it, but the math there doesn't show it is false.

Jesus had it on Twitter first.