I think you just penned her concise obituary. This would also make a lovely epigraph for her tombstone.

My college roommates and I drove a van to Chicago from Detroit in the Summer 1993. Coolers full of cheap beer for the ride and the hotel room. We were all 19-20 years old, a year away from legally being able to drink in the bars. Our trip was to see the new Comiskey Park…and of course Wrigley. We were all Tigers…

My Grandfather "went out drinking" every day from 1944 until 2009 when he "took a break" to die. No expense reports though.

Harry Caray Wasted 77 Days in 1972.

A list, submitted by the honorable Senator James Inhofe (R-OK)

Good to know. I've always wondered if there's an equal amount of annoying on OKC.

It's the people writing the rules who need to come up with a better excuse to censor their little girls! They blame it on the teenage boys because they're conservative fuckheads who will do whatever they can to control the way girls/women present themselves.

Consider your curiosity satiated, because it sounds like angry Christians yelling while soft rock plays in the background.

Great. A new pose for dudes on OK Cupid. Maybe this will replace all the Machu Picchu pics.

There was a recent podcast (Snap Judgement, probably, or maybe it was the Moth) that had this story about two Asian kids who won their school spelling bee and went on to the next level. At some point one of the boys was given the word "oriental" with a judge sniggering that he should have no trouble with the word. …

Haha! Like clockwork! Every 5 minutes I get another one of these:

She is doing god's work. I honestly don't know how mentally she could lurk on that site.

Eh, I left them up on purpose in a lot of cases, so people could see some examples of the shit that gets flung our way, all for daring to be a woman and speak rhetorically about our frustrations. I'm WAY more dismissive of the comments today, because they're starting to repeat themselves!

"Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and that other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism."

you think you're clever but you're just a troll. Slightly more subtle than the rest, but still a troll.

Yeah, I expounded on EGR's joke about barging into her boyfriends bath forcing him to reassure her that all men are not terrible, related to it, and have since been told I need psychiatric counseling and that my husband should leave me and that I'm a stupid slut. They were so bad it was funny, but they're getting less…

and here is grainy godzilla-esq footage of 2 Kabaragoyas doing something naughty

His mom is gonna give him so much shit at home school on Monday.

I wonder if I should unfriend her now.....

Sounds like there might be some issues there and the courts will sort it out. Could be that they didn't follow due process in their proceedings or it could be that he is not being truthful. Time will tell. Also, it wasn't that the rules weren't posted, it's that the university decided to internally change the…