i know it's from the article, but all the conflicting text messages and the fact she admits she doesn't really remember the night. the part you quoted absolutely sounds like she was assaulted, but that is a small part of her account. i'm just saying the entirety of the evidence, as presented, casts real doubt on…

Yep, the stories start and end with "So I signed the NDA."

Football Fan: I hate that evil little shit Johnny Manziel want him dead on the field!

Speaking as a guy....no.

I have literally never been happier in my life to be paying 50% of my monthly take-home for an apartment that is so tiny it has no pantry, no garage, no air conditioning, a living room so small it contains only a couch and a chair (both of which are away from the wall for aesthetic reasons!), no closets, no chest of…

Really? This story wasn't horrifying enough???

My favorite kinds of news stories:

All I heard when I read this was a loud screeching noise inside my head.

Anyone else get legitimately disappointed when articles involving weird shit don't somehow wind up involving Florida?

[approaches]

Put me down for a "I'm way hotter than your new girlfriend" coffee cake.

Hey, I found your uterus in my yard.

Facts make my uterus wander.

If you're suggesting that Beyonce should acquiesce to anal sex as a result of this incident, well...I wholeheartedly agree!

I think Jimmy Page sharing a song with P Diddy for this movie was the biggest travesty of all.

The party with the spite cake can go to Tartarus.

"Who is the worse person, me for what I said or any of the HUNDREDS who just cursed me??"

Things she has been alive for: 2 World Wars, man landing on the moon, 15 Prime Ministers (not including duplicates), 2 Blue Jays WS wins