Calm down, concern troll.

Seconded. A fun woman weighing in at 150+ (Abbi Jacobson) will win out over a boring one at <120 (Zooey Deschanel, Gwenyth) every day of the week. But, there’s not a lot of money to be made telling women they’re fine, don’t worry about it. Those magazines and the beauty products they’re shilling aren’t going to sell…

Muscle’s heavy, yo. I’ve kept the same weight since high school - 165 - but I’m not as thin now as I was when I was playing soccer and running track.

I used the word “fight” in only the physical sense of the word. But, yeah, I know women have plenty of dispute resolution methods. But, as a guy, I’m pretty ignorant of what they are. I can say that confrontations between women seem unnecessarily indirect to me, as an outsider. Direct confrontations seem to provoke…

Nope. That’s not what I meant at all. Instead, I’m saying that how us guys use violence, at least in high school. I definitely remember “fighting” when I was on the football and soccer teams. Usually, it never came to blows. But, when it did, it was quick and over when the first person hit the ground. The serious “I’m…

I think it was a commenter on here, a teacher, who was explaining the difference between teenage boy and girl fights, paraphrased as follows:

Poe’s Law is in full effect.

I went to one of the Bar Rescue tapings here in Austin. They shuffled me out of there after an hour because I kept heckling Taffer and interrupting interviews to complain about the watered-down, over-priced drinks. It was a surreal, but good time considering my only purpose was to be as disruptive as I could without…

More like the voice of religion. Say what you want about Scalia, but he is a strong proponent of religious expression.

I’ve done worse for a parking spot.

Bingo. The feminists I encounter online are a far cry from the ones I personally know, with a few notable exceptions. Yet, I doubt the extremists in the ‘70s and ‘80s have quite the same influence as the outliers of feminism today. PR is just so much more of a concern in the age of social media, so it seems like many…

I see that “adult diaper cut” shorts are in style.

+1, and now I’m going to hell, too. Thanks, asshole.

Our hipsters have traded in their pedi-cabs for gondolas. They already had the striped shirts and the wide-brimmed hats anyway. We are a resourceful, adaptable people.

I like them both, separately. But, if their dynamic on The Office is even close to real life, this book is going to be insufferable.

“My mum is the sweetest, 93 year old woman in the world and she’s going to die because I can’t afford the heart surgery!”

Stop looking at it through the lens of “this is about me and how I can present myself.”

Wow. That is some next-level optimism and unfounded trust your friend’s mother has. It’s sweet, in a way.

Man, you must have really had a shitty time living here. Thanks for leaving!

If Texas were a separate nation, it would have the 12th largest economy in the world. How are the other states carrying us?